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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: We need to start a *Charity*, that will look good and we can get easy money....and more than likely we could get Gates to invest

2006-01-19 [Kaze]: hmm.... like save the Ethernopians..

2006-01-19 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: huhwha?!?

2006-01-19 [Lust]: *shrugs*

2006-01-19 [Kaze]: No..? hum..... what about a charity for future tattoo removal off of Generation X-ers

2006-01-19 [Lust]: Lmao!

2006-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: Ya know..that might not be too bad...

2006-01-19 [Lust]: Oh boy, next topic we need to discuss?

2006-01-19 [the_puetzj]: randomness?

2006-01-19 [Lust]: oi, nah!

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: Hmm, quite a nice place you have here...very organized

2006-01-19 [Lust]: Indeed, it does take a real women to run things.

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: I see, so what happened to the other don? what was his name, oh i cant remember now

2006-01-19 [Lust]: [Monkey Boy] He just left the mafia, I talked to him he said I could have it. So I am in charge now.

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: Ah, at least someone responsible took over than, he must have trusted you quite a bit

2006-01-19 [Lust]: He didnt date me for no reason, least I hope not. Why does it matter so much?

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: Oh it doesnt, just call it curiosity

2006-01-19 [Kaze]: I think she assassinated him.. *accusatory finger!*

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: Sorry, dont believe weve met, you are?

2006-01-19 [Lust]: Hah, you wish, he is moving on in life, being engaged and happy, its cute!

2006-01-19 [Kaze]: I are John.

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: Nice to meet you, folks here call me anton (Not my real name, rp name)

2006-01-19 [Kaze]: I seduce the infidels.

2006-01-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: I handle blades, its my specialty

2006-01-19 [Lust]: Lmao!

2006-01-20 [Frosty French Fry]: You own a gun, it originally came from me or my people, guranteed

2006-01-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: I beg your pardon?

2006-01-20 [Frosty French Fry]: haha...Kaze seduces infidels, You handle blades, I handle firearms

2006-01-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: Ah, thank you for the clarification

2006-01-20 [Frosty French Fry]: no problem

2006-01-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: and for future reference, you misspelled enemy incorrectly on the page

2006-01-20 [Lust]: Oh my I did.. SHAME! Erm, *fixes* But dont forget, I own everything, even you my family! BUH HA HA!

2006-01-20 [the_puetzj]: and i handle idiots.....errrrr...i mean money

2006-01-20 [Lust]: LMAO! Yeahh..... I like my page, it looks purrdy

2006-01-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: i meant no disrespect but if i may comment, it is small tings like that that may strike unprofessional with others who would like to apply to this particular facility

2006-01-20 [Frosty French Fry]: Yep

2006-01-20 [Lust]: Yeah and it is fixed...!

2006-01-22 [Lust]: Dun dun DUNNN..

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: la de da

2006-01-23 [Lust]: So what other issues must we address?

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: umm..none that I can think of right now

2006-01-23 [Lust]: Then what to talk bout?

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: *prods* seducing infidels..?

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: tricycles?

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Ice cream.

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: 0.o

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Ice crean & tricylces.

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: O.O .... or that... <.<;;

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: haha

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Yeah.

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: ...is the tricycle an infidel who opposes the movement..?

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: No, tricylces are like a bicyle, except they have three wheels. They are great for riding around on and bopping people on the head.

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Or riding while eating ice cream.

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: o.o  ..... this scares me coming from someone who's job title involves both alcohol and explosions.

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: I never drink while on the job.

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: Maybe you should. =p

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Why?

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: Alcohol is flammable? And explosions look cooler when tipsy?

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Alcohol isn't that flammable. You could dip your hand in it and light it on fire without much injury.

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: *laughs* its the concept of 'much' that peaks my interest.  And if you think alcohol isn't flammable, drink Everclear. :3

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: I <3 Alcohol that has warning labels that say "Warning, overconsumption may cause death." =D

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: lol I make alcohol like that, but it's not for consumption, by most people`

2006-01-23 [Lust]: Ohh boy! *locks a cabnit with everything in it* Their we go!

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: *sips his whiskey and coke*

2006-01-23 [Kaze]: Why do I picture this entire scenario as a mickey mouse episode? o__o

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Hmmmm... I dunno.

2006-01-23 [Lust]: I LIKE MICKEY MOUSE!

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: I like minnie

2006-01-23 [Lust]: I dont wanna know why =P

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: I like ishkeh...

2006-01-23 [Lust]: O.o

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: haha..shes hot

2006-01-23 [Lust]: As I barf..

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: what the hell...haha...take a joke

2006-01-23 [Lust]: *barfs* Your so cleaning that up!

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks out of the building*

2006-01-23 [Lust]: Get your ass back in here!

2006-01-23 [the_puetzj]: hmmm maybe i chose a bad time to enter the room *unlocks cabinet climbs inside to hide*

2006-01-23 [Lust]: Fine, You get your ass over hear and clean up! *growls, stomping off*

2006-01-23 [the_puetzj]: but i didnt make the mess *looks extremely innocent*

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: *sips his creme and orders a lackey to come take care of the mess*

2006-01-23 [Lust]: ... Just make sure its cleaned spotless!

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: Pu, this is the Mafia, here just get things done. Doesn't matter who's fault is was.

2006-01-23 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks in*..whats everyone fussin about

2006-01-23 [Fion Faolan]: There's puke on the floor bro, and Pu is freakin about it.

2006-01-23 [Lust]: .... I will kill some one.. *glares at them*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: who are you glaring at??

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: No need to kill anyone, Pu will take care of it. *looks at Pu balefully, hand on his .50 cannon*

2006-01-24 [Lust]: ... Both of you!

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ha

2006-01-24 [Lust]: ...

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *sips his drink*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *sips the bottle*

2006-01-24 [Lust]: CLEAN! Bof of you!

2006-01-24 [the_puetzj]: *goes to the bar and grabs half a dozen bottles and begins mixing drinks in his mouth*\

2006-01-24 [Lust]: ...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: YES!.....

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *pours OilDri on the puke*

2006-01-24 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: GIMME SOME GIN, GIMME SOME HEN, NAW JUST GIMME BOTH AND I'LL MIX IT ALL IN

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Erm... *shakes head* guys

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: yes?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: What to do wif you

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Ma'am?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: huh?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Have fun boys, I'm going for a nap =P

2006-01-24 [the_puetzj]: ummm hmm that is a tough question

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Night boss.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: night

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *sips his drink and turns to Matt* so, what do you have in the way of handguns?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: umm..alot..you looking for anything inpaticular? If I dont have it I can order it

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: .50 handguns, I like them the bigger load, the better

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: so like a D-Eagle? I also have some 50cal revolvers on order

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Tell you what...tell me what you need and i will get it if you want...Im gonna go for now though...have a good one

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Alright, take care Matt.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: So, Im back for a lil while, what is it that you are looking for? Revolver maybe?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: What do you have in revolvers and semi automatics?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well I have a few D-Eagles in stock, a few S&W 50 cal revolvers on order

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: How much are the Eagles? And when will the revolvers be in?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: *looks at all the mumble* wadda who? *Realises this is why people are highered for it* Ohhh!

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Eagles are free of charge to family...the S&Ws should be here in a few days

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: We're a pair of hired killers, this is business talk of course.

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I'll have two Eagles for now then. What about holsters?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: *blinks*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: What do you carry Primo?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Let me go in the backroom and get those for ya...well..where are you going to be carrying these? (inside jacker, back of pants, etc etc)

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I think I'd like to try a pair of shoulder holsters, usually I carry my large guns slung low on my legs.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: I meant jacket..my bad..anyways...alright..lemme see what I got..*heads to back*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Can you check on a .45 Glock and a matching holster for the back of my pants, while you're back there?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *yells out* Ya sure can

2006-01-24 [Lust]: O.o... *realised how wrong that sounded*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: hahahaha

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *blinks* Huh?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: He is checking out your bum, I dun no >.>

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *walk back to the front* well heres the Eagles and the holsters *puts them on table*, I have a Glock 40, will that work?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: lol ooo kay...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: so you want that Glock 40? I happened upon this pair of 50 cals while I was back there ----> <img:http://www.damonmills.com/images/PS%2021/Belgian_Pair_Pistols_Right_4.jpg>

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Walks in and sits down, then starts polishing his sword*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Is .40 what you have? *stares entranced at the brace of dueling pistols* No way... who'd you kill for those?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: dont joke, this is the mafia aftere all, he very well could have killed for those...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ya thats all I got..I can get a 45 if you really want that.........I didnt kill anyone, you would be amazed at what people have in their houses....my target booked before I could get there, so I trashed his house and took whatever I wanted

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I wasn't joking, friend. I actually was wondering if I knew who he'd killed for these. *sights the dueling pistol* How much Matt?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: head assassin eh? hwat is your specialty? sniper rifle? or a more direct approach perhaps?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Oh, and I'll take the .40, I just want some new arms now. They actually confiscated my weapons when I reentered the States.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: for you, I'd have to say, ohh $500 for the pair, I can get more if I really really really wanted to

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ok..take it then..its yours

2006-01-24 [Lust]: *Looks for stripers and maids to higher*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: oh what the heck...*hands you the dueling pistols* take em..there yours

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Flips one of his daggers in the air and catches it at the blade end*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *presses $500 into Matt's palm* Here, I insist. *takes up both pistols and sights down them* Sooo nice...

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: How ya been Forge?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: been keeping busy, you?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well, if you insist....HEY BOSS, heres $500, get somethin nice eh

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I do insist. Been working friend, just got back from a job in Africa.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: No klidding?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Yeah, took down a warlord...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Sounds exciting

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Ohhh! money! What should I get? I need shoes! Or ... pants! I like pants, sexay bondage pants are nice! Ohh, i need gloves, hmm... Oh! Hair dye! Hmm, what to get! Ohh also need to get some systems for around here, some games! Ohh! *cough*

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: interesting, i just handle the blades around here, ive not been given an assignment yet

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: This job wasn't for the family...

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: I see...independent work eh?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *hears the Donna's cough* Need something Primo?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Yes, government contract...

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: I see, everything go smoothly i trust?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Oh, government contract huh....*is suspicous*

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Ohhh! So many things! I like money! Hmm... *humps the money* Erm..

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Yeah, private sector of the government thought a certain war machine in Zimbabwe needed to be shut down...

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Im starting to get antsy, i need something to do...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont like the government, they can fuck you over just as easily as they hire you

2006-01-24 [Lust]: You can do each other? WHOOPS!

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: The main arms of the government, but I personally know the director of this burea, and he knows me enough to pay up front...

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Do who??? Are you ready for that maids outfit Boss?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: well, if you can get away with it...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: WHAT!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Starts flinging knives into the ceiling and watching them stick* so bored...

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I used to contract for the government through the CIA when we had a family business. I stopped doing that when my family was massacred by a group of their operatives...

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Ahh I see.....My family disowned me when they found me out

2006-01-24 [Lust]: [Blinded Seraphim] you are now Head weapon expert. The other one aint doing his job.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Well, I feel honored, thank you. I wont let you down

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Better fuckin not! *clears throat* erms.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Oh trust me, i know my weapons...so i dont mean to sound incompetent but what does the job generally entail?

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: what about the bouncer job?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: My whole family and I were pilots, we had a wing of modified F-22 Interceptors. I guess we became a threat to someone in the Middle East, because we used to work for oil companies as defence contractors. Until they started having my relatives hit.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Umm.. Your a bouncer yes... O.o *points to name* so now you just hang around and talk...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Yes Fog you did a good job

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Hey Boss, just a suggestion, but I think you should go through the list of members and check these people out, send a note asking them if they still want to be a part and if they do, then become active in it

2006-01-24 [Lust]: I did, most just never replyed back, I took a bunch out when I came back. I'm thinking about just deleting half them, but need people to take thier spost first maybe?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: I was thinking maybe just delete them anyways? then we could actively recruit

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Maybe, I shall see.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: well, like it said, it was just a suggestion

2006-01-24 [Lust]: But people like [Orestez] my <3 Dosnt have time to do much in here, sense he is buzy with so much other stuff. But yeah. Also makes us look like we got peoples!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: pardon my impatience but you never answered my question

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Actively recruit

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: wow i have a purpose.......

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Yes I did, I thought I did..! "02:49:50 Cocktease: Yes Fog you did a good job "

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: but i asked what i do for the job, not how well i did

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Oh.. *blinks* I knew that...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: WAIT! now I have to answer it, right?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Just do what you normaly do, if some one wnats to join in weapon I send them to you, you say if you like him or not and join em up!

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